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Cangles by skankquinnfabray December 24, 2022
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Sixteen Candles
A classic 1980's John Hughes flick that chronicles the story of Samantha, a sixteen year old whose family has forgotten her birthday. Jake Ryan, the "perfect" guy in school, saves the day- saving Samantha from her sister's awful wedding, and buying her a birthday cake. This movie is famous for it's archetype characters- 'The geek'- Called either Farmer Ted, or the Geek, and played by Anthony Michael Hall, 'the perfect man'- Jake Ryan, played by actor/model Michael Schoeffling, and 'the awkward high school girl', played by Molly Ringwald. The character of Jake Ryan has grown extrememly popular over the years as an example of a perfect man- smart, rich, courteous, sweet, considerate- and one who breaks up with the curvy, beautiful head cheerleader for the gawky, awkward younger girl.
Sixteen Candles by PunkRokinPromQueen May 4, 2006
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WoW Cankles
Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.
WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011
Cankles
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
Cankles by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003
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canklesaurus
NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)
A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...
A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...
"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."
canklesaurus by ZooBG May 14, 2010
Soggy Candlestick
When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
Soggy Candlestick by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010
Cankles
Cankles by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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