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canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...
"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."
canklesaurus by ZooBG May 14, 2010
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canklesaurus

A beastly man-like thick ankled pant suit wearing hag.
Wow that Hillary Clinton sure is a canklesaurus.
canklesaurus by yycken October 18, 2008

cankleasaurus rex

A humorous descriptor for a person with extremely overt cankles.
Dude, if that girl was a dinosaur, she would be a cankleasaurus rex.
cankleasaurus rex by fo shankle February 8, 2010

cankersaurus rex

Similar to a canker or a canker sore, a cankersaurus rex is incredibly painful and occurs in the most inconvenient areas of one's mouth.
I woke up this morning with a wicked canker sore on the tip of my tongue... but I accidentally chomped it midway through a delicious bite of Oreo O's. Now it's definitely a cankersaurus rex. Brutal.
cankersaurus rex by c-davidson August 27, 2008

ganklesaurus funkle 

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,
I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

Cankasaurus-Rex 

A girl with cankles who has not even a hint of grace or class and is often rude, and loudmouthed.
Look who just walked in: Cankasaurus-Rex
Cankasaurus-Rex by Dolby 5.0 April 10, 2009
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