candleshoe 

When you ejaculate in to someone’s shoes in the dark (and don’t tell them).

Roger did a candleshoe on Bridget’s slippers when he was feeling mischievous, sadly he missed and came all over the families photo albums.

candleshoe by Fellator September 9, 2020

handleshoe 

Noun: A piece of private information told in confidence which becomes a weapon when the subject of the information falls from grace in the eyes of the person who holds it. The (mis)use of this information for the purpose of a personal attack is always imminent. Often used as an underhanded form of malicious cockblock.

Verb: The leaking/use of this information.

Noun Usage:
Mel: My ex-boyfriend Tyler is untrustworthy
Kayla: Do you have any handleshoe?
Mel: He tattooed a life size human eye on the head of his friend's dick
Kayla: That's pretty private. How would you even know that?
Mel: I've got pics.
Kayla: Of his friend's dick? That is some serious handleshoe material. Let me please see this dick pic.

Verb Usage:
Mel: I fucking hate him. I am going to handleshoe the shit out of him, even if it makes me look equally bad.
Alexa: If you keep handleshoeing people, no one will trust you to tell you anything.
Mel: Then I'll use hearsay and questionable information. I want vengeance, not to contemplate morality.
Alexa: You need a muzzle, woman.
Mel: Then you should try to put one on me, I hear you have a shitload of them.
Alexa: I don't even know what that means!

handleshoe by BigBOAT March 9, 2011

CanoeShoe 

A girl that is very large, or extremely manly. She mainly has extremely large feet and tends to be a dyke. The girl probably has extremely hairy body features which gross %99 of guys out. Therefore turning the girl into a "Dykish Lesbian" simply because she eventually knows that she will never get any from a guy. And will only provide "More Cushion for tha Pushin" for another Dykish lesbian. The term origionates from a Canoe whish is a large long boat resembling the girls large nasty feet.

Use extreme caution when entering a "CanoeShoe's" field of vision, for they have been know to strike from long distances and are deadly in close range.

2. Yea man, I cant believe you tried to hook meh up with that CanoeShoe. She had to weigh a Shit-Ton.

CanoeShoe by Sense3 August 15, 2006

candlehead

This word was first derived in 2002 when a two year old boy pointed at his red headed mother and said "candlehead".

"Mommy is a candlehead."

candlehead by 60 Central February 28, 2008

candlestein 

The best webmaster ever. Candlestein, as he is affectionately known as by Spartacus, Andrew, Max, gozman, (Blocked), jpo, LighterFluid, Garface, mccolls, Hyter, Tzar, Stipo, Guru, Buccaneer, commieboy, Katmunge, and the rest of the F2 crowd. He runs F2, and is a moderator on Flecko. He is omniscient, omnipotent, and a Halifaxian. His actual handle is clandestine. See kickass, intelligentsia, and administrator.

Hey, candlestein! Can I join F2?

candlestein by Spartacus September 8, 2004