canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...

"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

cankleitis

NOUN: (cank-ul-EYE-tiss)

The affliction of enormous cankles.

"Don't go near her, she has cankleitis!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010

canklephobia

NOUN: (cank-el-FOE-bee-ah)

One with a fear of the cankle.

"Ma'am, could you please step back? This man has canklephobia and is prone to panic attacks when confronted with a woman with cankles like yours!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010