A school of Drama, Japs, Rude teachers, and more. Candlewood is a "non-bullying" zone. HAHAHAH that's what they think. if you walk through the halls ofc candle wood you will see at least 5 kids being booked, a teacher or 2 yelling and a kid crying left and right. The hallways smell like piss! The teachers expect way too much but here's an over view of the grades

6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!

7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu

8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea

very diverse

Amanda: Candlewood Middle School sucks
Jordan: i know

Candlewood Middle School by Coicanecuyie April 8, 2017

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candlewoodie

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.

is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?

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candlemass

candlemass is a doom band from the 80s. they picked up where black sabbath left off, they mixed sabbath's slow, drop D guitar riffs with operatic vocals like those found in Carmina b
Burana. truly a pioneer of the doom metal genre

"im sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be free,lonely and forlorn i am crying"
candlemass album Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

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candlebasher

when someone uses a tapered candlestick for a dildo.

man, that ginny, she sure is one candlebasher, i'm not lying i saw wax all over her sheets!

candlebasher by markwayne February 4, 2007

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Candlemass

Candlemass is a swedish doom metal band formed in the 80's. The subgenre more precisely is "epic doom metal" because of the fantasious and mythological themes that the lyrics have.

Candlemass is a doom metal band, as is Solitude Aeternus.

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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