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candlebaby 

When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception
Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby
candlebaby by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018
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candlebasher 

when someone uses a tapered candlestick for a dildo.
man, that ginny, she sure is one candlebasher, i'm not lying i saw wax all over her sheets!
candlebasher by markwayne February 4, 2007

Cuddlebaby 

one who loves attention and will not ever want to stop cuddling or receiving love
Wow, she's such a cuddlebaby! She won't leave my side!
Cuddlebaby by dootdootsnootboop March 29, 2020

candledayo 

aka konorobi.. cool person maybe god
Candledayo is SO COOL!
candledayo by candledayo September 17, 2021

CandleBaee 

A gorgeous candlemaker knowledgeable on the craft of CandleMaking
Oh , I’m a CandleBaee !
CandleBaee by CandleBaee March 5, 2024
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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