candlebaby

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When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception

Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby

candlebaby by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018

Words you can keep

candlebasher

when someone uses a tapered candlestick for a dildo.

man, that ginny, she sure is one candlebasher, i'm not lying i saw wax all over her sheets!

candlebasher by markwayne February 4, 2007

Related Words

candlebaby • CandleBaee • candlebasher • candledayo • Cuddlebaby • Cradle Baby • Cand Babies • Candle Bag Titties • Candy Baby

Cuddlebaby

one who loves attention and will not ever want to stop cuddling or receiving love

Wow, she's such a cuddlebaby! She won't leave my side!

Cuddlebaby by dootdootsnootboop March 29, 2020

candledayo

aka konorobi.. cool person maybe god

Candledayo is SO COOL!

candledayo by candledayo September 17, 2021

CandleBaee

A gorgeous candlemaker knowledgeable on the craft of CandleMaking

Oh , I’m a CandleBaee !

CandleBaee by CandleBaee March 5, 2024

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026