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candlebaby 

When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception
Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby
candlebaby by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018
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candlebasher 

when someone uses a tapered candlestick for a dildo.
man, that ginny, she sure is one candlebasher, i'm not lying i saw wax all over her sheets!
candlebasher by markwayne February 4, 2007
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Cuddlebaby 

one who loves attention and will not ever want to stop cuddling or receiving love
Wow, she's such a cuddlebaby! She won't leave my side!
Cuddlebaby by dootdootsnootboop March 29, 2020

candledayo 

aka konorobi.. cool person maybe god
Candledayo is SO COOL!
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CandleBaee 

A gorgeous candlemaker knowledgeable on the craft of CandleMaking
Oh , I’m a CandleBaee !
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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