candlebaby

When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception

Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby

by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018

candlebasher

when someone uses a tapered candlestick for a dildo.

man, that ginny, she sure is one candlebasher, i'm not lying i saw wax all over her sheets!

by markwayne February 4, 2007

Cuddlebaby

one who loves attention and will not ever want to stop cuddling or receiving love

Wow, she's such a cuddlebaby! She won't leave my side!

by dootdootsnootboop March 29, 2020

candledayo

aka konorobi.. cool person maybe god

Candledayo is SO COOL!

by candledayo September 17, 2021

CandleBaee

A gorgeous candlemaker knowledgeable on the craft of CandleMaking

Oh , I’m a CandleBaee !

by CandleBaee March 5, 2024