When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception

Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby

candlebaby by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018

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Candleface

A slutty girl (or gay guy) who gives so much head that their face looks like it's a candle- dripping in "wax".

Wat up candleface, heard you went down on Mike last night.

Candleface by Ray Chicago August 3, 2008

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candlequeen

A CandleQueen is a man who has a really desperately need for love and is not afired to make out with anyone. tHey espically love boys and will not hesitate to have his way with one. Be careful they are really rough though ;)

Shit. I regret meeting Jerry. He’s a real CandleQueen.

candlequeen by Scrub For Life And justice September 15, 2018

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Candlemaker

Coded expression for the Argentine word "Petera/o."
This word signifies the ability and recurrent action a woman takes of blowing a guy. It can also be denoted as somebody dumb/retarded.

El es un petera de primera.
She is a first class peter(peh-tehr)
She is a first class candlemaker.

Zoe es tan petera que ni puedo creerlo.
Zoe is such a peter(peh-tehr), I cannot bear it.
Zoe is such a candlemaker, I cannot bear it.

Candlemaker by O'Jet O'Deh-Loh October 7, 2010

candlebending

Candlebending is the act of shaping candles with the help of hot water. This act is usually done on the pursuit of a nice aesthetic, something we all want but none can obtain.

Baddie: hey do u want to do some candlebending I just bought some on target
Baddie number 2 : yeah sure

candlebending by Kjcd December 20, 2020

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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