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Candlewood Middle School 

A school of Drama, Japs, Rude teachers, and more. Candlewood is a "non-bullying" zone. HAHAHAH that's what they think. if you walk through the halls ofc candle wood you will see at least 5 kids being booked, a teacher or 2 yelling and a kid crying left and right. The hallways smell like piss! The teachers expect way too much but here's an over view of the grades

6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!

7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu

8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea

very diverse
Amanda: Candlewood Middle School sucks
Jordan: i know

Candlewood lake

Candlewood lake is the largest lake in Connecticut going through 5 towns and two counties. Where the rich people from New York and Connecticut boat. Catagorized by multi-million dollar waterfront homes (none costing under a million dollars) and a lot of boats. Home to the finest ladies around and some of the drunkest boat drivers around!(the most marine patrol too!). Also home to Down the Hatch the waterfront bar that everyone at the lake goes to.
Candlewood lake like heaven on earth..except for all the New Yorkers

Candlewoody 

The Candlewood Lake Monster. Possible plesiosaur rumored to inhabit Candlewood Lake in Fairfield County Connecticut. Alternately described as either mischievous and friendly or bloodthirsty.
Something just nipped my ass. Do you think it's Candlewoody? Should I swim with him or get the fuck out?
Candlewoody by HatchHo July 25, 2011

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026