candlewoodie 

a log floating in candlewood that stupid people think looks like a sea creature.....until it swims up and touches them.

is that your log or is candlewoodie happy to see me?

candlewoodie by rroddyppiper July 25, 2011

Candlewood Middle School 

A school of Drama, Japs, Rude teachers, and more. Candlewood is a "non-bullying" zone. HAHAHAH that's what they think. if you walk through the halls ofc candle wood you will see at least 5 kids being booked, a teacher or 2 yelling and a kid crying left and right. The hallways smell like piss! The teachers expect way too much but here's an over view of the grades

6th: THINK THEY ARE THE SHIT! always decorating lockers and they get lost like how do u get lost in a square LET ME KNOW!!

7th: DRAMAAAAAAA! guidance is ur savior and it's all you do! think they are so cool bc they hu

8th: can't complain really they are cool and hu a lot so yea

very diverse

Amanda: Candlewood Middle School sucks
Jordan: i know

Candlewood Middle School by Coicanecuyie April 8, 2017

Candlewood lake

Candlewood lake is the largest lake in Connecticut going through 5 towns and two counties. Where the rich people from New York and Connecticut boat. Catagorized by multi-million dollar waterfront homes (none costing under a million dollars) and a lot of boats. Home to the finest ladies around and some of the drunkest boat drivers around!(the most marine patrol too!). Also home to Down the Hatch the waterfront bar that everyone at the lake goes to.

Candlewood lake like heaven on earth..except for all the New Yorkers

Candlewood lake by Jmastajmasta May 4, 2006

Candlewoody 

The Candlewood Lake Monster. Possible plesiosaur rumored to inhabit Candlewood Lake in Fairfield County Connecticut. Alternately described as either mischievous and friendly or bloodthirsty.

Something just nipped my ass. Do you think it's Candlewoody? Should I swim with him or get the fuck out?

Candlewoody by HatchHo July 25, 2011

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020