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tapered

To look good, clean, and sexy
Tapered is a form and complaint that is used between to highly woke indaviduals
"Why u lookin so tapered today"
"My girl Tapered, yours lookin like miss piggy"
by The woke one July 2, 2016
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tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.
Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.
by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008
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tapered pants

Pants that were popular in the 80's and resembled the kungfu pants worn by Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (Warner Bros:1973).
BRUCE LEE wore tapered pants a decade before anyone else.
by BRAD O'LEE January 29, 2009
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tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.
A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!
by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017
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tapered jeans

An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-waisted, full-seated, and quite narrow at the ankle (their character trait). Still sold in stores like Wal-Mart, Mervyns and Kohls and worn mostly by suburban moms who don't watch Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City.
Oh look honey, those tapered jeans show off your keds.
by Jonathan Carmona September 19, 2008
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tapered rect

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster
Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night
by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022
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Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
by wargy2 March 26, 2019
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