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Candlewick 

Oh my god are you a candlewick too?!”

Candlejack 

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo
If you say Candlejack's name, you get kidn
Candlejack by miji March 22, 2007

Soggy Candlestick 

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

Candledick 

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock
"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"
Candledick by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Candlejack 

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.
Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

Candlejack 

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.
Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope