Candlewick

Someone who is fake, steals bf/gf, plays with your feelings, a ho, and someone who brags a lot.

Anne: Omg, did you see these cute little shoes I got?
Josey: Omg, I like.
Mr: stfu you two candlewicks!

by A_Drunk_Pillow July 3, 2016

Candlewick

Fan of Lois Sedgwick

“Oh my god are you a candlewick too?!”

by Ohmydaysgigglepuff April 13, 2025

Candlejack

Candlejack is a villain from the TV show Freakazo

If you say Candlejack's name, you get kidn

by miji March 22, 2007

Soggy Candlestick

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.

I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

by SoggyCandlestick November 28, 2010

Candledick

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock

"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Candlejack

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

Candlejack

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.

Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope

by thatdudewhosometimeswritestuff August 13, 2010