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A complaint that isn't.

An actor's lament that while he could recently walk the streets unnoticed, fans now come up to him for selfies.
Her complain't that men looked desirously upon her when she entered a room would, in a few years time, become a genuine complaint that no one looked anymore.
by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020
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October 17 National Complain to Karen Day

On October 17 this time, YOU are the one to complain to Karen
Me: Karen the water is supposed to be 38 degrees, not 37!

Karen: Wait, what?

Me: It is October 17 National Complain to Karen Day! That means I complain to you this time :)
by obesetoenails October 15, 2019
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Complain Train

This is a metaphor that describes the complaints that are aired by people who have just taken a right on the struggle bus.

It can also be used to describe situations where some is constantly complaining about something over and over again
Jack: *spills water on shirt*
John: Wow dude you are really ridin the struggle bus today
Jack:Shut the frick up dude it wasnt my fault I hate you
John:....and here comes the complain train

When Jack hates his job soooo much and he tells everyone on earth about it like 50 times, Jack is riding the complain train.
by BK Lounge22 August 26, 2013
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Complain tolerance

The amount of pain a person can take without complaining about it.
Is he still bitching about the finale of HIMYM? What a low complain tolerance.
by Loewe98 May 20, 2014
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Bueno Can't Complaino

Being well or Bueno. So bueno in fact, you cannot complain. Or if you are a doucher, "Complaino."
Chad: "Hey Jake. How are you doing?"
Jake: "Bueno can't complaino."
Chad: "Go fuck yourself."
by Will Dog April 10, 2009
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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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right to complain

The ability to complain legally.

You DO NOT have the right to complain when the following is occuring

-The problem is something your unwilling to help stop when your perfectly capable of making a difference

-The problem is mostly your fault but your trying to make it look like it's not

-The problem is something your using to counter a complaint against you

-The problem is something that occurs naturally and can't be stopped without doing something extreme or impractical
Ted: McDonalds made me fat, it's not fair!

Bill: How is it there fault your the one who ate it....

Ted: They make food that gets you fat

Bill: Well you clearly didn't care to find that out before you

got fat so you no right to complain
by OpticalEpilepsy July 19, 2010
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