complain't 

A complaint that isn't.

An actor's lament that while he could recently walk the streets unnoticed, fans now come up to him for selfies.

Her complain't that men looked desirously upon her when she entered a room would, in a few years time, become a genuine complaint that no one looked anymore.

complain't by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day 

On October 17 this time, YOU are the one to complain to Karen

Me: Karen the water is supposed to be 38 degrees, not 37!

Karen: Wait, what?

Me: It is October 17 National Complain to Karen Day! That means I complain to you this time :)

October 17 National Complain to Karen Day by obesetoenails October 15, 2019

Complain Train 

This is a metaphor that describes the complaints that are aired by people who have just taken a right on the struggle bus.

It can also be used to describe situations where some is constantly complaining about something over and over again

Jack: *spills water on shirt*
John: Wow dude you are really ridin the struggle bus today
Jack:Shut the frick up dude it wasnt my fault I hate you
John:....and here comes the complain train

When Jack hates his job soooo much and he tells everyone on earth about it like 50 times, Jack is riding the complain train.

Complain Train by BK Lounge22 August 26, 2013

Complain tolerance 

The amount of pain a person can take without complaining about it.

Is he still bitching about the finale of HIMYM? What a low complain tolerance.

Complain tolerance by Loewe98 May 20, 2014

Bueno Can't Complaino 

Being well or Bueno. So bueno in fact, you cannot complain. Or if you are a doucher, "Complaino."

Chad: "Hey Jake. How are you doing?"
Jake: "Bueno can't complaino."
Chad: "Go fuck yourself."

Bueno Can't Complaino by Will Dog April 10, 2009

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

right to complain 

The ability to complain legally.

You DO NOT have the right to complain when the following is occuring

-The problem is something your unwilling to help stop when your perfectly capable of making a difference

-The problem is mostly your fault but your trying to make it look like it's not

-The problem is something your using to counter a complaint against you

-The problem is something that occurs naturally and can't be stopped without doing something extreme or impractical

Ted: McDonalds made me fat, it's not fair!

Bill: How is it there fault your the one who ate it....

Ted: They make food that gets you fat

Bill: Well you clearly didn't care to find that out before you

got fat so you no right to complain

right to complain by OpticalEpilepsy July 19, 2010