A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.
by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008
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by Parissa October 2, 2006
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Someone who is picky to the point of not being able to shut the fuck up about the bad stuff and concentrate on just ONE good thing around them.
One who opens up their study material, flips on the TV, watches TV for twenty minutes and then exclaims, "STUDYING IS SOOOO HARD!"
One who opens up their study material, flips on the TV, watches TV for twenty minutes and then exclaims, "STUDYING IS SOOOO HARD!"
"Oh I can't believe I'm getting such a bad grade in this class! Ugh, I don't want to watch this, the TV sucks. I don't feel like studying today. I think I'll just take a nap instead. Wow this bed is so uncomfortable! I wish someone would run me over."
"Shut up and stop being such a complainer before someone DOES."
"Shut up and stop being such a complainer before someone DOES."
by The Annoyed Roommate May 2, 2009
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her entire point of treating other people like shit was to be a complainer and not have to take any accountability for the way she was acting the entire time.
by TranceCrafter July 16, 2023
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Andy: I hate this snow! I'd rather live in Iraq than in this terrible weather!
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.
by narthuro March 20, 2011
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by GreatFlyingBaboon March 13, 2018
Get the complainer gamer mug.As we have to deal with 'be careful with Karens', the equivalent male is not less obnoxious. 'Complainer Connor' always pops up when you least expect him. Yelling, cursing and expressing superiority over anyone that they seek to confront. For any reason. You might be a dude flying a drone in an area allowed for business purposes and you get a Complainer Connor just right there telling you get out of his visual space. It is impossible to have a civilized conversation with a Complainer Connor because they call the cops on you in a nanosecond.
'Dude, i was flying that drone for work the Complainer Connor of the day showed up telling me that I was acoustically contaminating him and his family, who happen to live 5 blocks away.
'Here it comes...Complainer Connor wants to have the beach for himself so he is surf table in hand and phone in the other calling the cops blaming everyone for not wearing a mask and not keeping social distance'
'Watch out with Connor and Karen, they met on Match and are a match in hell...constantly bitching and diminishing others!'
'Here it comes...Complainer Connor wants to have the beach for himself so he is surf table in hand and phone in the other calling the cops blaming everyone for not wearing a mask and not keeping social distance'
'Watch out with Connor and Karen, they met on Match and are a match in hell...constantly bitching and diminishing others!'
by Colibrí June 14, 2020
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