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cattle truck: "fuck" (rhyming slang)
"cattled" cattle trucked "fucked"
were cattled!
cattled by David December 9, 2003

crottled greeps 

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.
If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?
crottled greeps by rich brown August 11, 2004
To get absolutely wasted on drink/drugs/both...
I feel terrible, got absolutely cattled last night
cattled by The Admiral November 23, 2003

shit caboodled 

To get or be wasted
Hammered

Drunk as hell
Let's get shit caboodled tonight

Kitten Cabootle 

The empty sack that is left over after the male kitten has been "fixed" or castrated.
The whole "Kitten cabootle".
Kitten Cabootle by cat sack September 19, 2009

Kabottled 

To jump in a specific direction with extreme haste and/or force.
Kaitlen kabottled into the backseat.
Kabottled by amberthearcade January 1, 2020