Hammered

drunk off ur ass

Dude, he's way hammered

by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

Hammered

(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".

She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!

by GHSchick April 19, 2011

Hammered

1.(Adj.)To be Super ugly, used in black culture.
2. (adj.)Drunk out of your mind.

1. Dude that girl is soooo hammered.
2. Your so hammered. You see unicorns.

by lilJT April 7, 2009

Hammered

When one gets intoxicated and then is taken elsewhere and gets banged.

Guy 1: You hammered that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: You are so lucky!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Hammered

When you are so high that you are super high.

Bruh im so hammered right now!

by OneHighBoi April 18, 2019

Hammered

When one wakes up semi-naked/ naked, smeared in makeup which is most likely is not theirs, wondering what the fuck happened the night before, feeling like death, wondering who one kissed/had sex with, where the hell one is, and why one has bruises in such unusual places.

I drank so much last night. I was absolutely hammered.

by K_J_G April 5, 2011

Hammered

The situation of a women who is fucked so hard (in a positive way) and fast that she surely can't walk the next day

Are here jeans to tight? - No, she got hammered last night.

by Ewald December 28, 2005