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1. The act of expediting a process.
2. To make an intolerable time period more tolerable by reducing its overall time period.
3. Changing the channel rapidly when you see Jersey Shore.

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Anwar tried to make haste to catch his flight. Unfortunately for him, he was selected for a "random" screening by the Touching Sexually Assministration.

US monetary policy is rather partial towards the 20 Primary Dealers, aka financial terrorists, in what appears to be a policy of pure collapshickal haste towards an ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor which can only result in its total, utter, inewitable collapse.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1. An adjective describing anything that is remotely cool.
2. An all-purpose verb similar to crunk, bounce, screw, etc...
1. This shit is haste!
2. Let's haste this shit!
by liram September 27, 2005
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Actions undertaken in haste
Do avoid haughty hastes; don't foresake FriendShip for another fleet. Do implore not to want wastes; don't neglect the sweet flowers' feat.
by Hercolena Oliver June 15, 2010
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A thief skill in Maple Story to make you jump higher and walk faster. It will make party members to do the same.
Mage: Hey thief can you haste me
Thief: sure
Mage: Weeee I jump so high!
Thief: (F7)
by MapleStory guy October 27, 2006
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To frantically travel by any means of transport at a fast rate of speed.
"Mitchell, we need to make haste if i'm going to make it to work on time!"
"Settle down Kris, Haste will be made"
by daftispunk July 20, 2012
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