hāst
noun, verb

1. The act of expediting a process.
2. To make an intolerable time period more tolerable by reducing its overall time period.
3. Changing the channel rapidly when you see Jersey Shore.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastience
Hastily
Hasten
Hasteful
Anwar tried to make haste to catch his flight. Unfortunately for him, he was selected for a "random" screening by the Touching Sexually Assministration.

US monetary policy is rather partial towards the 20 Primary Dealers, aka financial terrorists, in what appears to be a policy of pure collapshickal haste towards an ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor which can only result in its total, utter, inewitable collapse.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 30, 2011
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1. An adjective describing anything that is remotely cool.
2. An all-purpose verb similar to crunk, bounce, screw, etc...
1. This shit is haste!
2. Let's haste this shit!
by liram September 27, 2005
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Some echild junkie, attends raves. He is a naughty boy. Tends to engage in conflict with others for the humour value.
"Oh look, its Haste! Omg. Omg. Omg."
by Anon. April 03, 2005
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Hastings is a town in East Sussex. Full of crack heads and sesh head teenagers that are all on bar watch. Home of the crazy sock lady.
Person 1: where you going mush?
Person 2: Just down to Hastings for a couple drinks

Person 1: Fuck that your probably get attacked by the chavs outside maccies and the underage girls in crowleys will defo try and suck you off for coke.
by Percy Firmer December 24, 2019
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Second person singular present informal conjunction of the verb “to have”.
(Archaic, p.)
What hast thou bring?
Thou hast brought trouble, trouble he has brought unto ye , ye'all.
Whomstsoever thou hast bring.
by Roybook August 25, 2017
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A small town in Victoria, Australia. Like most towns in Victoria, it is best known for its heavy use of drugs. Most of the action happens in its dangerous neighbourhood "West Park"
Some say it could be the brother of Frankston
lets smoke up in Hastings and get stoned as fuck
by pufftuff December 08, 2013
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