CHTST 

Came Here to Say This

Often used on message boards when you come to comment on a post, and find that someone already commented what you planned on saying, almost verbatim.

*you look at the post and think: woah he looks tall here*

scan the comments and see: "woah he looks so tall here"
and you reply: "ha chtst"

CHTST by Hot Dayummm December 30, 2010

Blazing the Chester 

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

Blazing the Chester by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014

Buss Chest 

A Carribean (Virgin Islands) term use to describe a major heartbreak or sense of disappointment

Buss Chest= Heartbreak x5

I find out last night dah my side ting dem bin actin single.! TIS BUSS CHEST!!!!!!

Buss Chest by MR. BUSS CHEST November 16, 2019

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Chest Flutes

pl. n.
The beautiful pair of creations that evolution has so kindly and prominently molded on the upper ribcage of the human female. These can be skillfully played by a talented man by moving his fingers across the instruments, with or without blowing air across the mouthpiece contemporaneously, creating luxurious and melodious music.

The mademoiselle had such voluptuous chest flutes that Andy could not help himself from desiring to play a beautiful sonata on them all night long.

Chest Flutes by the Emperor January 25, 2014

Chastity Cage 

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.

My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

Chastity Cage by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

soaryn chest 

In Minecraft, a chest that is so disorganized that you can't ever find anything.

I'll throw all of my random junk into this chest and it will become my soaryn chest.

soaryn chest by tacopanda95 October 14, 2013