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Mathias (with h only) is the most amazing boy you’re ever going to meet in this life. He is kind, loving, beautiful hot af and will always make you laugh. If your paths cross, your life will turn into a fairytale. Or anime. If you want to make this latino boy happy give him lemons, bread, mayonnaise or make him a goulash.
Girl 1: Wow! Who is that hot man over there?
Girl 2: His name is Mathias, but don’t waste your time trying, he’s outta your league.
Girl 2: His name is Mathias, but don’t waste your time trying, he’s outta your league.
by c0mosellama July 26, 2018
Get the Mathias mug.The memeishest boi you know. He’s thicc af and probably too good for you. He often donates to his girlfriends so that she could fill her wardrobe but then he broke and executors go after his $$. He uses chopsticks to drink water
by c0mosellama June 11, 2018
Get the Amir mug.meaning "i wanna have sex with you" in a secret language. can be used when you really wanna tell your partner you wanna fuck them but you are in a public place.
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Get the no hay tu tio mug.a way to call your girlfriend when you wanna mention her in a conversation with someone but all of a sudden you forgot her name. be careful though, if she understands spanish and finds out, she might make it her gaming nickname.
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
Get the como se llama mug.if you just moved to the uk and left your glasses back un the usa and asked your dad to send them to you, it could happen that it takes him more than a year to send them. in that cases, you are so desperate and unable to see, that you start putting two hair ties on your eyes and calling them your glasses
gf: has your dad sent you your glasses yet?
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
Get the glasses mug.if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.
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Get the a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit mug.the best girl of all girls. she is soooooooo beautiful, cute, good and understanding. tbh she is just too good for anyone really and i hope she gets all the happiness in the world because she deserves it and i love her sm <3
Everyone who sees Ivka: Who is that girl, she seems ethereal, is she a fairy?
Me: You could say so. She is my bffffff so if you hurt her I will slap your head with a pan.
Me: You could say so. She is my bffffff so if you hurt her I will slap your head with a pan.
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
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