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Definitions by c0mosellama

baby shower 

when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
baby shower by c0mosellama February 21, 2021

the hipster hive 

that huge hill in kelvingrove park in glasgow. if you go there in summer, there are so many people all over the hill that you can't even see the grass. most of them are hipsters, but there are also some posh people trying to become hipsters. they be blasting music no one really wants to hear all day as well.
girl: its a beautiful day, where should we go?
boy: anywhere but the hipster hive. i dont feel like having a headache today.
the hipster hive by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
the best girl of all girls. she is soooooooo beautiful, cute, good and understanding. tbh she is just too good for anyone really and i hope she gets all the happiness in the world because she deserves it and i love her sm <3
Everyone who sees Ivka: Who is that girl, she seems ethereal, is she a fairy?
Me: You could say so. She is my bffffff so if you hurt her I will slap your head with a pan.
Ivka by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.
a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit
if you just moved to the uk and left your glasses back un the usa and asked your dad to send them to you, it could happen that it takes him more than a year to send them. in that cases, you are so desperate and unable to see, that you start putting two hair ties on your eyes and calling them your glasses
gf: has your dad sent you your glasses yet?
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*
glasses by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

como se llama 

a way to call your girlfriend when you wanna mention her in a conversation with someone but all of a sudden you forgot her name. be careful though, if she understands spanish and finds out, she might make it her gaming nickname.
boyfriend's mom: how are you doing?
boyfriend: good, today i hanged out with... como se llama...
como se llama by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

no hay tu tio 

meaning "i wanna have sex with you" in a secret language. can be used when you really wanna tell your partner you wanna fuck them but you are in a public place.
boyfriend: babe?
girlfriend: ???
boyfriend: *seductively* no hay tu tio
no hay tu tio by c0mosellama September 29, 2020