the best girl of all girls. she is soooooooo beautiful, cute, good and understanding. tbh she is just too good for anyone really and i hope she gets all the happiness in the world because she deserves it and i love her sm <3
Everyone who sees Ivka: Who is that girl, she seems ethereal, is she a fairy?
Me: You could say so. She is my bffffff so if you hurt her I will slap your head with a pan.
Me: You could say so. She is my bffffff so if you hurt her I will slap your head with a pan.
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
that huge hill in kelvingrove park in glasgow. if you go there in summer, there are so many people all over the hill that you can't even see the grass. most of them are hipsters, but there are also some posh people trying to become hipsters. they be blasting music no one really wants to hear all day as well.
girl: its a beautiful day, where should we go?
boy: anywhere but the hipster hive. i dont feel like having a headache today.
boy: anywhere but the hipster hive. i dont feel like having a headache today.
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
when you foolishly think other people give a f*ck about your unborn child and its gender so you make a celebration and everyone comes but only because they hope to have some food
peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
by c0mosellama February 21, 2021
The memeishest boi you know. He’s thicc af and probably too good for you. He often donates to his girlfriends so that she could fill her wardrobe but then he broke and executors go after his $$. He uses chopsticks to drink water
by c0mosellama May 30, 2018
if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
Mathias (with h only) is the most amazing boy you’re ever going to meet in this life. He is kind, loving, beautiful hot af and will always make you laugh. If your paths cross, your life will turn into a fairytale. Or anime. If you want to make this latino boy happy give him lemons, bread, mayonnaise or make him a goulash.
Girl 1: Wow! Who is that hot man over there?
Girl 2: His name is Mathias, but don’t waste your time trying, he’s outta your league.
Girl 2: His name is Mathias, but don’t waste your time trying, he’s outta your league.
by c0mosellama July 26, 2018
if you just moved to the uk and left your glasses back un the usa and asked your dad to send them to you, it could happen that it takes him more than a year to send them. in that cases, you are so desperate and unable to see, that you start putting two hair ties on your eyes and calling them your glasses
gf: has your dad sent you your glasses yet?
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*
by c0mosellama September 29, 2020