Catsturbation

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat

Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.

by hightowers March 31, 2011

Catsturbation

The act of a cat rubbing itself on any object in order to achieve a (catgasm)

"hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs"
"sorry, he just likes you"

Catsturbation, noun, origin of the NoVa descent of Catsturbating, or to catsturbate

by Cantzoneri January 7, 2010

Catsturbation

Using a cat to masturbate. Some consider it a sport.

I catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005

catsturbation

When one or more of the feline persuasion pleasure themselves with their porpus toungue.

Luna, if you dont stop the Catsturbation Joanna will do it for you!

by Bryannames November 10, 2006

Catsturbating

The act of Masturbation via the process of having a creature of the felis genus knead it’s paws upon your genitals

Bro Timmy was Catsturbating the other day, he’s such a freak.

by Mr. Cactus February 15, 2021