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Clean; one who has not had sex.
Dennis Smith is chaste as a male can be, as he is a 46-year old virgin with a 2.5 inch dick.
chaste by Bill May 12, 2003
Words you can keep
Having preserved one's virtue by not having sex.
Jolene was a good girl by Arkansas standards, she'd been chaste by her male kinfolks but had never been caught.
chaste by harry flashman July 25, 2003
Chaste. Usually very freaky for her man, loyal, smart, sexy and has a nice ass. Issa Chaste. Get you one.
Guy: Damn dude, who is that?!
His Friend: Oh that's Chaste, Issa wife!
Chaste by Dillo59 July 16, 2017

Chaste Sex 

It's the ultimate in 'safe' sex...
Oh come on honey... do we have to have chaste sex again?
Chaste Sex by Bee in my bonnet August 15, 2009

chaste cuckold

1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.

2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).

3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.

Chaste-Butthole

form of a tight butthole. In this case some thing that is beyond tight butthole; something so awesome and great that the phrase "SO TIGHT BUTTHOLE!" cant even verbally depict its awesomeness.

Chaste Butthole is the highest ranking level of greatness in the hierarchy of greatness rankings.
"hey dude did you see that girls badunk-a-donk"
"Yeah dude at first thought it was super tight butthole, but on further inspection realized it was Chaste-Butthole"
Chaste-Butthole by Semour C. Menn December 4, 2011

post-chaste 

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.
"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."
post-chaste by Desmond White February 18, 2010
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