Bword

Another word for... someone... who:
1. is bitchy
2. is slutty
3. is like 4 feet tall
4. think's they're hot despite looks they get from others
5. flirts with every guy out there even though everyone hates her.
6. laughs a high-pitched, cackling, window-shattering laugh.
7. tries to ruin everything for her "best friends"
8. sucks up to teachers
9. is morphing other people into sluts
10. wears hooker earrings
11. wears a brace just to push up her boobs... or lack of.
12. tries to be GANGSTAAAAAA to get all the black ballers in her yard.
13. has a somewhat suspicious sex life with their mom.
14. rapes poor defenseless souls at the movie theaters!
15. comes to events she's not even invited to.
16. is after all of the occupied men!
17. wears pounds and pounds of whorish makeup and acts like the makeup pro
18. thinks people are sarcastic when they say how much they hate her
19. attempts to do the beaner hairstyle
20. brainwashes teachers to get them to let her retake all the tests they fail
21. uses people to get help with french
22. thinks members of the I HATE BWORD CLUB are really her best friends, and writes them BEAUTIFUL NOTES.
23. thinks people can't be trusted and that they're all evil
24. traumatizes poor boys in truth or dare, causing them not to LALALALA with their new spouses
25. tries to strut her "stuff" by walking with her ass and boobs sticking out
26. gets jealous quite easily and then
TELLS INNOCENT SOULS LIES ABOUT "BEST FRIEND" TO "GET" THE GUY
27. has an official I HATE BWORD CLUB
28. sucks up with the "popular" folk to be with the in crowd
29. breaks up innocent couples
30. puts porn pictures on the internet and influences others to do the same.
31. likes "best friends'" lovers
32. seems to find joy in being an evil whore
33. turns her worshippers into lesbians
34. tries to be a baller but fails miserably
35. insists upon bragging about how "cool" her tiny feet are
36. has the whole school, minus 3 people, against her.
37. has lesbian infatuations
38. thinks it's funny when people "imitate" her.
39. gets people to wear ugly BROWN hair bands.

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 1: Soooo, when do we get our I HATE BWORD membership cards and shirt!!

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 2: I'm working on them.....

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 3: CAREFUL!!!! A DROITE!!!!

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 1: ahhhhhh IT'S LAUGHING IN MY EAR!!!

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 2: fuck..... i accidentally stepped on it!! MAHA!

IHATEBWORDCULT MEMBER 3: GOOD ONE GOOD ONE!!! WHEW! lets run for it!!...

by OFFICIAL I HATE BWORD CULT! May 8, 2005

bordello dweller

1. An individual, usually of the male sex, who likes to frequent institutions that deal in prostitution

2. A name given to creepy men who like to hit on underage females

3. An individual who has amassed a large quantity of STD's in their lifetime due to their sexual escapades

When I told Jessica of how the man hit on me, she warned me to stay away from him, fearing that he may be, in fact, a bordello dweller.

by JiggyWitchyPoo December 2, 2019

vada a bordo, cazzo!

Italian for "get back on board, damn it!"

Captain of the sinking cruize ship: "It's dark here. Can't see anything"
Coast guard: "It's dark and you want to go home? vada a bordo, cazzo!"

by vektr February 7, 2012

Border Gore

Ugly borders that look like complete shit usually found in paradox games such as EU4 and HOI4. They include borders of nations cut in half with a bunch of enclaves and exclaves and snaking lands.

USA: alright Germany, i beat you in ww2. give me half your Russian provinces and give the other half to Norway and Britain can take a few parts of Siberia here and there and Poland shall be independent

Germany: But that would create so much border gore!

by oscarnout August 25, 2016

send a mexican across the border

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

by le alvin March 16, 2022

Bordinal

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.

ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.

by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

borderline-suicidal

When somebody consistently and repeatedly has suicidal thoughts, but hasn't seriously considered it and planned out a comprehensive course of action. Like almost all medical problems, early treatment is extremely important.

borderline-suicidal Person: I lost my job and my wife is considering divorce.... maybe I should just put one right in my head...
(Next day) Gotta drive to the unemployment office...maybe I should just lock the door and drive into a lake...
Similar thoughts repeat frequently

Suicidal person: My family was murdered and I'm being framed for it....I'll go get my gun and end it right here. I'd better do it over the bridge so there's no mess. Just in case my life insurance pays out, I'll write a will to have it all donated to charity...

by Jean PKAM November 9, 2013