Buttbook

When one of your Facebook friends randomly posts "What's on your mind?" as their status. That happens to be the default comment when you share a comment.

Guilty Party: What's on your mind?
Confused Friend 1: Neil Diamond
Confused Friend 2: Happy Anniversary!
Confused Friend 3: More cowbell?
Guilty Party: I think I just pocket Facebooked
You: Dude, sounds more like you Buttbooked us

by trickyrixx June 12, 2011

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Buttzooka

A Buttzooka is a very explosive fart.

Juan's Buttzooka was fired from his back pussy!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

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Buttbroken

An inappropriately strong or misdirected feeling of disappointment. Closely related to ButtHurt, but with much less aggressive indignation.

Charlie is buttbroken over the World Cup being canceled because of nuclear war.

by anescient July 11, 2020

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buttbooked

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

by dmaestas March 10, 2010

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butthooker

an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.

Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.

by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011

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