buttbooking

The act of accidentally posting a nonsense message to Facebook by sitting on your phone.

A typical buttbooking update:

Joe Shmoe: lll,,ll,;;..
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry

by PseudoNoise July 14, 2010

free buttocking

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.

Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.

by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012

buzzbooking

The 30's plus group that has a few glasses of wine or a few beers and then stalks their "friends" on facebook before they go to bed.

I was buzzbooking last night, and I realized that Sue must be close to a divorce because she doesn't have one picture of him posted.....

by nicolerodo December 21, 2010

batebooking

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.

Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.

by the interwet April 23, 2010

Flump Buttocking

inserting a flump between two buttocks of a female during sex and the male eats it

"Mann last nightt after we got the treats from Tesco's we were totaallyy flump buttocking each other"

by Lily_kicks_ass_ October 23, 2007

BUTT BOOKING

when you sit on your phone and accidentally start posting on facebook.

Dude, what is all this nonsense on my wall? Were you Butt Booking me again?

I can't believe I Butt Booked my ex-girlfriend, now she thinks I'm stalking her.

by wisdumb2oof February 21, 2011

buttbonding

what you get when you don't fart for an uncomfortably long time and then you leak a real flabby one.

tanner unleashed his daily buttbonding and proceeded to be showered with farthate from everybody in the zumba class.

by isochronismisms! May 30, 2009