buttbonk

Engaging in anal sex.

I was about to stick it her pussy, but she shoved my dick in her ass because she wanted to buttbonk.

by buttbonker July 9, 2010

buttbooked

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

by dmaestas March 10, 2010

buttmonkey

Rectum dwelling primate

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

buttmonkey

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them

If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonkey

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.

Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!

by Bumzin August 23, 2004

buttmonkies

Group of people being odd or peculiar.

You guys seem like a bunch of buttmonkies.

by the_real_buttmonkies March 27, 2012

buttmonkey

Someone who pretty much idolizes another person, obnoxiously following/complimenting/laughing at their jokes which aren't even funny. Usually leaves this person disliked by others for being so damn weird.

Dan: Man, that guy who follows Jim around all the time is weird.

Phil: Who, Ken? Yeah he's Jim's buttmonkey.

by Urbanasia February 25, 2009