Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010

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butthooker

an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.

Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.

butthooker by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011

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buttmonger

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

buttmonger by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

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butt booger

the terd that's stuck in your butt that makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk.

Jon: Dude I can't even walk this fuckin butt booger is just logged in there

Tyler: Dude that's disgusting, go take a shit or something

butt booger by jeffry the monkey's anus March 26, 2009

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