Hook

Prison Slang for a seven year term.

Yeah, they hit Tiny with a double saw (buck) = 20 years but I got away with just a hook (7 years) and the biatch got a deuce for dropping the dime on us.

Which is why ten years is called a "Saw" (buck) and not a dime.

Dime relates to ratting as in "Dropping the Dime".

by BehindtheWall January 08, 2013

Hook

A physical definition of a douche bag. Usually found driving an undeserved vehicle of a bright color (ie...Red). A Hook will be found wearing dumb clothing more than likely acquired in a late 90's thrift store. Hook's will comb the middle school parking lot in a predator type style using a typical late 90's haircut and flashy mexican style wheels. Be on the lookout for Hooks near you.

"Dude I wanted to fight him because he f***** my 15 year old sister, and he's 23!! But he ran off as soon as he saw me. Damn he totally Hook'ed me!"

"Nice sun visor d-bag, I guess your going for that Hook look"

by PCommunity September 29, 2009

Hook

A type of bowling release that causes the ball to curve, instead of go straight, towards its target.

Your ball has some serious hook on it, Carolyn!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

Hook

To latch-on to a gay person's anus with the index finger. The term for "hooking" originates from this. Gays prefer one finger at a time although closet gays prefer the whole fist.

Hey did you see Maurice hook that gay bloke at the beach?

by Gay Hook February 19, 2009

Hook

The west coast version of a Gill. If someone says something stupid, you reserve the right to burn the back of their neck with a quick and forceful hand rub as if you were "hooking" their neck.

Joe: I went to KFC for lunch but all they had was chicken.
Bill: Of course dumbass, it's KFC! Thats a hook!
Joe: This is gonna hurt...

by Taerik January 16, 2008

Hook

Hook, or to hook is when your tires grab instead of break loose durring acceleration

"My 60'time was crap cause I couldnt hook for shit."

by SATANZ31 October 15, 2006

Hook

• To share a single bed with someone in a non-sexual way but it becomes sexual due to the necessity for spooning in order to fit in such a small space

Pronounced /huuk/

*whispers* "Stop, don't fight... Lets hook tonight"
"Oi cuz leave that batty chirpse"

by $ir September 01, 2015