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an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.

Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.

butthooker by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011

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Butthooker

A person who acquires desirable things by begging, stealing, mooching , killing, prostituting or by any other means.

"He's over here at dinnertime again?! we can't afford to feed him again! Gawd! What a butthooker!"

"Hey, can I butthook a fag?" (Butthook a Cigarette)

Butthooker by Jeebis... April 22, 2011

Related Words

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Buttrooper

A person that is hot for butt. They are a buttrooper.

Man the way that guy looked at my ass it felt like it was on fire. He must have been a real buttrooper!

Buttrooper by Floundah November 19, 2020

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buttholer

One that enjoys spelunking in deep dark caves.

Obie sure is a buttholer!

buttholer by obie October 27, 2003

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buttbooked

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010

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BUTTHOLERY

The act of doing something buttholish or mean.

Don't pull that buttholery on me!

BUTTHOLERY by KIM HENN January 26, 2011

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butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

butthogger by CanisMinor November 5, 2013

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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