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butthooker

an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.
Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.
butthooker by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011
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Butthooker

A person who acquires desirable things by begging, stealing, mooching , killing, prostituting or by any other means.
"He's over here at dinnertime again?! we can't afford to feed him again! Gawd! What a butthooker!"

"Hey, can I butthook a fag?" (Butthook a Cigarette)
Butthooker by Jeebis... April 22, 2011

Buttrooper

A person that is hot for butt. They are a buttrooper.
Man the way that guy looked at my ass it felt like it was on fire. He must have been a real buttrooper!
Buttrooper by Floundah November 19, 2020

buttholer 

One that enjoys spelunking in deep dark caves.
Obie sure is a buttholer!
buttholer by obie October 27, 2003

buttbooked 

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010

BUTTHOLERY 

The act of doing something buttholish or mean.
Don't pull that buttholery on me!
BUTTHOLERY by KIM HENN January 26, 2011

butthogger 

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia
Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.
butthogger by CanisMinor November 5, 2013
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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