The buttocks. The fleshy, cushiony, and sexually stimulating protrusions on both the male and female backsides, strategically located between the lower back and the hamstrings.
Daneesha: "Hey girl, check out mah man, Raj. Dag, that nigga's got some buttockals..."
Kaneesha: "I'm feelin' you, baby. Only person on this damn earth with finer ones is Serena...."
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.
Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.