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A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
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The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.
"In college I did a lot of bowl searching."

"Sam went to the bathroom like 20 minutes ago. Jeez, what's taking so long?"

"He's probably bowl searching."
by A bowl searcher June 06, 2011
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1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...

1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.
by thaks May 29, 2006
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They nuke us, we nuke them. In a matter of hours, we're all dead.
by war is bad October 04, 2003
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what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!
Instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you I will hide in a bunker and push this little red button.
by ph34r mongerer December 25, 2003
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the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.

apart from insects
in some light nuclear war would be exiting
by the person down the road December 01, 2003
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A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.
Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.
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