A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...

They nuke us, we nuke them. In a matter of hours, we're all dead.

what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.



apart from insects

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.