nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.

A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.

by Elitist December 18, 2003

nuclear war

1. The culmination of all human achievement. Inevitable. This is how we are going to go, folks. It's just a matter of time...

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1. Nuclear war is the orgasm of human existence.

by thaks May 30, 2006

nuclear war

They nuke us, we nuke them. In a matter of hours, we're all dead.

by war is bad October 5, 2003

nuclear war

what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!

Instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you I will hide in a bunker and push this little red button.

by ph34r mongerer December 25, 2003

nuclear war

the whole planet gets nuked. planet fuked up. no more life.



apart from insects

in some light nuclear war would be exiting

by the person down the road December 2, 2003

nuclear war

See: Bush reelection

North Korea, Iran, Syria

by Andy December 1, 2004

nuclear war

when a ranged class "E" Missle with nuklear composites are launched our dropped over any populated Areas.

did you hear? the US launched a nuklear attack against japan's Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Pearl harbor attacks!

by Jobe October 10, 2003