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buttbooked 

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010

buttmonkey 

That buttmonkey needs to come out for a while and get some fresh air
buttmonkey by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

butthooker

an individual who seeks to acquire something desired by borrowing, begging for, stealing, purchasing, being awesome, or by other means.
Marvin asked me if I changed my number, because I haven't been answering his texts when he asks for food. He's such a butthooker! He needs to butthook a job.
butthooker by SquishyMotion April 7, 2011

buttmonkey 

one who, through ineptitude, lack of confidence, lack of superpowers, or sheer ability to kiss ass, is the bitch of everyone around them
If only I could get zapped by a dose of gamma rays; then I wouldn't have to be everybody's buttmonkey!
buttmonkey by Anonymous May 15, 2003

buttmonger 

That buttmonger stole my purse!
buttmonger by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

buttmonkey 

The kind of person that just won't stop gibbering out of their ass.
Will someone shut that damn buttmonkey up!
buttmonkey by Bumzin August 23, 2004