Buttbroken 

An inappropriately strong or misdirected feeling of disappointment. Closely related to ButtHurt, but with much less aggressive indignation.

Charlie is buttbroken over the World Cup being canceled because of nuclear war.

Buttbroken by anescient July 11, 2020

buttbooked 

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

buttbooked by dmaestas March 10, 2010

buttbooked 

(Resubmitting, because i used the wrong pseudonym, used drmaestas but should've been just dmaestas, please correct thanks!)
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

buttbooked by dmaestas March 9, 2010

buttbooked 

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.

I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?

buttbooked by drmaestas March 8, 2010

buttbooking 

The act of accidentally posting a nonsense message to Facebook by sitting on your phone.

A typical buttbooking update:

Joe Shmoe: lll,,ll,;;..
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry

buttbooking by PseudoNoise July 14, 2010