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bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016
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bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
bullshitticus by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

bullshitium 

The concept of bullshit as an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements
Your argument is pure weapons-grade bullshitium
bullshitium by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011

Bullshititis 

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.
"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."
Bullshititis by LaneG March 6, 2009

Bullshiticle 

Noun...

A debacle full of bullshit. A bullshit debacle.
Being force fed this garbage about the earth being round is a total bullshiticle.
Bullshiticle by My gal val April 5, 2023

bullshitinous

Affected by, characterized by, or resembling bullshit.
We had to put up with several bullshitinous rules on the campus.
bullshitinous by Nick Wright February 3, 2005

Bullshidious 

The Medical tern for when someone is speaking straight bullshit all the time. Beware of these people; they can't be trusted.
Doctor: Mam, we are deeply sorry but you have been diagnosed with bullshidious. Sadly it can not be cured.
Patient: I swear I'm alright doctor. No one has ever had bullshidious in the family
Doctor: Bullshit I say!
Bullshidious by Fr3dst3r8787 February 21, 2019
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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