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bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016

Bullshitize 

To bullshit the well, shit; to have absolutely no idea what you are talking about yet convincing yourself and others that you do.
Zach: This totally blows! I only have 3 out of 5 pages I need for this essay!
Steve: Dude, you need to bullshitize two more pages and you'll be fine!
Zach: Great idea man!
Bullshitize by MysterySteve September 27, 2011

Bullshitable 

Something that is able to be completed using bullshit.
That assignment was so bullshitable. I just faked a bunch of analysis and I got an A.
Bullshitable by Bouj November 22, 2011

bullshitless 

Person 1: Woah, Look at that essay, It's so bullshitless and straight to the point!

Bullshitler 

A person who talks a lot of bullshit. It's a blend of the word 'Bullshit' and the name 'Hitler'.
I can't believe Fred, he's such a bullshitler.
Bullshitler by Eva Braunshitler November 18, 2011

bullshitception 

when your tired of all the bullshit and all the bullshit you have to put up with because of all the bullshit and your life is basically just a big pile of bullshit.
"damn bruh you let them hoes get you down again?"
"yeah man these hoes trippin. my life has been a bullshitception lately."
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bullshitception by tristobean March 10, 2016