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bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016

Bullshidious 

The Medical tern for when someone is speaking straight bullshit all the time. Beware of these people; they can't be trusted.
Doctor: Mam, we are deeply sorry but you have been diagnosed with bullshidious. Sadly it can not be cured.
Patient: I swear I'm alright doctor. No one has ever had bullshidious in the family
Doctor: Bullshit I say!
Bullshidious by Fr3dst3r8787 February 21, 2019

bullshitinosis 

A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.
Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS
bullshitinosis by yoda321 November 6, 2009

Bullshitious 

Bullshit but making it sound fancy.
"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"
Bullshitious by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013

Bullshiteous

I thought it was bullshit but then realized it was worse it was Bullshiteous!
Bullshiteous by Batman40 February 18, 2019

Bullshittinous

adj. of, or characterized by or as bullshit.
Their bullshittinous justifications for further restrictions on the rights of free men resulted in the furtherance of tyranny and serfdom.
Bullshittinous by osan May 27, 2020