"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.
I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
The Medical tern for when someone is speaking straight bullshit all the time. Beware of these people; they can't be trusted.
Doctor: Mam, we are deeply sorry but you have been diagnosed with bullshidious. Sadly it can not be cured.
Patient: I swear I'm alright doctor. No one has ever had bullshidious in the family
Doctor: Bullshit I say!
A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.
Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).