Bullshithics 

Is a form of ethics when your ethical attitudes are worthless in a world full of brutality and savageness , Bullshithics is when your ethics's value equal nothing and it is extremely fatal to behave ethically with the outside world , and it is a life-threatening condition to fall into.

The guy is extremely wise , he sees the world realistically and unbiased to any form of emotions, he talks real Bullshithics.

Bullshithics by l9ayd_l3iyachi November 1, 2017

bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."

bullshitticus by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

Bullshitist 

A Bullshitist is a person who is so good at making up stories that you almost believe their lies. When they get real good it’s hard to tell which of their stories are made up and which is real.

A Bullshitist has mastered his story telling/lying in a way that makes you almost believe everything he says but never fully believe anything he says. He’s the guy who: hunts, has knowledge of guns and the military, has skydived, took karate classes at an older (odd) age, has fucked a girl from just about every country in the world, has degrees in philosophy, medicine, engineering and math, but just can’t seem to make friends.

He can’t figure out why people don’t like him. He feels he needs to be MORE IMPRESSIVE and make up bigger and better stories. He goes to social places and infiltrates a conversation on a topic he can lie well about to try to impress those people into being his friend. This usually ends with those people backing away from the Bullshitist because he’s creepy and has creepy knowledge of guns and claims he knows the best ways to kill someone while unarmed.

David: And then, just when the torturer was about to make his final move, I broke my chains, karate chopped his ass, blew up the entire military base then came back home and had a drink with the ladies... and THAT'S how I know that a good hit to the back of the head knocks someone out *convincing laugh*

Bill: Wow! You must teach me that sometime.

Kareem (whispering): Don't believe a word he says. David is a Bullshitist.

Bullshitist by numandine July 4, 2009

Bullshiticle 

Noun...

A debacle full of bullshit. A bullshit debacle.

Being force fed this garbage about the earth being round is a total bullshiticle.

Bullshiticle by My gal val April 5, 2023

bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."

i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.

bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016

bullshititics 

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

bullshititics by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Bullshitism 

it's what makes up 95% of all Religion.

Bullshitism is what keeps idiots believing in Religion in the first place.

Bullshitism by NeMeSiSM66 October 8, 2004