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Bullshitosis 

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
Bullshitosis by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009

bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016

bullshitinous

Affected by, characterized by, or resembling bullshit.
We had to put up with several bullshitinous rules on the campus.
bullshitinous by Nick Wright February 3, 2005

Bullshitmosphere 

A social or work-like atmosphere or environment ripe for unintentional and nonsensical shenanigans.
Operating in the Bullshitmosphere is much like buying a car, a regulated process based on untruth.
Bullshitmosphere by Bcrichie December 15, 2013

Bullshidious 

The Medical tern for when someone is speaking straight bullshit all the time. Beware of these people; they can't be trusted.
Doctor: Mam, we are deeply sorry but you have been diagnosed with bullshidious. Sadly it can not be cured.
Patient: I swear I'm alright doctor. No one has ever had bullshidious in the family
Doctor: Bullshit I say!
Bullshidious by Fr3dst3r8787 February 21, 2019

Bullshitious 

Bullshit but making it sound fancy.
"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"
Bullshitious by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013