the patron deity of bullshit
"In this
time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus,
god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in
case of the all nighter.
I like to think he'
s Dionysus's second cousin or something."