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bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
bullshitticus by TWC.TV March 5, 2016
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bullshittitude 

the extent to which an object, concept, ideal, etc is BULLSHIT.
I think the sheer bullshittitude of the fact that GWB is president is astounding.
bullshittitude by widgester!@!11!! October 15, 2002

bullshiticus 

the patron deity of bullshit

"In this time of term papers I wanted to draw upon my patron deity, Bullshiticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all nighter.

I like to think he's Dionysus's second cousin or something."
i am praying to Bullshiticus to help me finish _____ by the deadline.
bullshiticus by objdefvis May 15, 2016

bullshititics 

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.
This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

Bullshitious 

Bullshit but making it sound fancy.
"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"
Bullshitious by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013

Bullshittiness 

The bull shit drama of others that you don’t want to deal with anymore.
I hate getting involved but Karen bullshittiness is going way too far
Bullshittiness by Zuliette Montes February 28, 2022

bullshittical

When something is just so full of shit that no other word will do.
I've had enough of this bullshittical crap, I'm going to sleep.
bullshittical by Innominate December 17, 2008