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This term, a combination of brother and love, is most often used to express ones love for another male, most typically the partner in a bromance
Chris: Hey man! I just found out we've been FB friends for 11 years.

Mike: It seems like just yesterday I accepted your friend request and the day before that I meet you in high school.

Chris: man oh man what good times we've had. I bruhve you man

Mike: I bruhve you too.
Bruhve by Mitcherson August 21, 2018
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bruhment 

a bruh moment so powerful that you don't have time to say "bruh moment", and instead, you shorten the 2 second sentence to a mere half second sentence. The humour of the word is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical word and grammar physics bruhment will go over a typical listener's head. I can use bruhment, and I know when to use it. That said. In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. I understand engineering when using bruhment. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I can use bruhment, but can you?
"The flash is enough to near blind me and my body reacts like there's a gun to my head. My muscles are frozen in place but filled with such a tingling pressure I want to run until my body is empty – put as much distance between myself and the bomb as possible. But all I see right now is loose forms with colour and I need the world to come back into view before I can run. I know it's adrenaline. Perhaps fleeing is the dumbest move, I wouldn't know, my brain is too fried to analyse the options. If my heat beats any harder, any louder, I might as well stick a spotlight on my head. My eyes are popped open so hard I couldn't blink if I wanted to and all the while I just want to run. Hiding might be better but I can't, all this energy has to go somewhere. As soon as I can make out forms, forms but no detail I burst from my dark spot and make for my room. In the covers I can camouflage blend, trek away from this spot all night if I have to.
they said it.

they said bruhment."
bruhment by Hudson Yelnats June 8, 2019

bruhmetheus 

The first and final word that has, was and ever will exist. The primordial form of bruh. No other word comes close to Bruhmetheus in power or in meaningfulness. It is a miracle this word exists but if used improperly, Brumetheus will become the catalyst that destroys the mortal realm.
Nigga: Maaaaan this dude wack. I'm about to shoot this ni-
Other Nigga: BRUHMETHEUS
*Nigga has destabilized*
bruhmetheus by Horse Prime July 23, 2019
You get bruhed when you do something in need of saying bruh

When a lot of people bruh you, you get bruhed
Steve was bruhed because he cheated on susan even though she loved him.
Chuck got bruhed when he jumped off the roof at the party as a dare.
YOU JUST GOT BRUHED BY YOUR CRUSH
bruhed by Perfyperf April 28, 2020
Simply the fancier version of bruh
Daniel: Try the bananas darling, they’re dashing

Chapman: Bruhé
Daniel: Indeed
bruhé by Bruhaps May 21, 2022

Bruhmentum 

Witnessing or being within a bruh moment.
Yo bro, he’s doing a dumbass gay tik tok dance, that’s bruhmentum!
Bruhmentum by Bumblethot69 July 12, 2020