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A small country tucked in the middle of Western Europe. Originally a poor country inhabited by frogs, boars, mud-dwelling people, turnip farmers, and iron miners, at some point it was decided to allow banks and banking secrecy to take over the capital city. Nowadays, Luxembourg is a rich little country inhabited by the descendents of frogs, boars, mud-dwelling people, turnip farmers, and iron miners.
Walking around the capital city, you will be struck by its beauty and the lack of friendliness, character, charm, humor, warmth, curiosity, and good looks of the natives. The people of Luxembourg are known to be some of the richest, dullest, and grumpiest in the whole of Western Europe, if not the world.
by Karl Kristoff February 12, 2012
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Awesome little country with a beautiful eponymous capital.
Home of many great , intelligent and good-looking people.
guy #1 : Wow dude! Look at that hottie over there!
guy #2 : Oh maan! She really looks great, she definately must be from Luxembourg!
by Clairebear96 August 18, 2013
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One of the world's smallest safe for mafia, corrupt leaders and normal people's money.
Luxembourg is the #2 world's safe after Switzerland.

"Oh man, I got to hide those millions"
"What don't you try Luxembourg?"
by Ali Baars September 17, 2009
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1. A small completely neutral and practically non-existant country in Europe
2. A parc in Paris with a cool atmoshpere where kids go to hang out. But then in the summer it is ruined by a bunch of retarded tourist families with cameras and ice creams. Oh well.
1. I could swap Luxembourg off the face o the Earth like a bug if I wanted to, it's so small
2. I want to fuckin kill those fuckin tourists they're bismirching my summer holidays
by greatredbird April 28, 2006
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