Witnessing 

When a blind guy uses his white stick to cane you for erotic purposes

That massage therapist also does witnessing for a bit extra.

Witnessing by Lilpaws January 5, 2025

jehovah witnessing 

the act of pissing every person you come in contact with off.

When the Jehovahs went Jehovah Witnessing, they pissed everyone they came in contact with off.alot alot alot.

jehovah witnessing by Mardi and Gras February 20, 2009

Waitressing 

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."

Waitressing by OddsBodkins November 22, 2011

Whitenessing 

How white people perceive, witness reality.

"Those dudes whitenessed the invasion of the Capitolio so they think it was actually Antifa and the FBI who did it"

"Whitenessing Trump steal those top secret documents makes you think they were planted there by the FBI"

Whitenessing by chatonildo September 22, 2022