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Tik tok is a worthless app where 15 year olds without any talent dance like they just got struck by lightning.Horny 17 yo boys post thirst traps.Dont let your child use this app.His iq will drop to 10
-Hey Anna,do you have a tik tok account?
-Yeah I watch Alisson Day and Darli Camelio.I am in looooooooove with Lony Topez and Boah Neck
-Get the fuck away from me Anna
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by JennaStepSis January 15, 2021
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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An app responsible for destroying about a seventh of the global population.
Fuck TikTok!
by ROY FROM DISCORD March 04, 2021
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(adjective) To blatantly rip off someone else's material because you have no originality of your own. To record the exact same post everyone else is making.
I posted a 'How to do The Floss' dance tutorial up on YouTube and 57 million 11 year olds TikTokked me.
by MiloMinderbidner August 27, 2020
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could have been the next vine app, but it was used by the wrong people.
when you first make contact with anything tiktok related you feel a massive chunk of your brain change from whatever it was before to i want to purposely step on a lego or take a toaster bath.
if tiktok gets banned in your country, good job, you are free from suffering.
this app is usually filled with anyone from age 12 to 18 and ugly white girls who eat 5 pounds of takis everyday thinking they are cool.
covid 19 is no longer a virus, tiktok is now the virus.
friend : yo tiktok is so cool you should download it
me : im sorry but we are not friends because you downloaded that virus
by yeetus_that_feetus September 21, 2020
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The scariest thing on the internet to this date

Rachel: oh no, the scariest thing on the internet


Rachel: tiktok is for pussys that want 15 seconds of fame

Tracy: uhhh. BITCH
by pseudonym ツ October 05, 2020
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A sound a clock makes as the second hand moves.
Tik Tok... Tik Tok... I like the clock sound... Oh crap! I just realized! 3:00! Forgot to send Snapchat Streaks! Ehh, it's pointless anyway... Won't buy me food in the future, will it?
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by Karackanackanackanosisiumite December 24, 2019
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