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A napkin or wad of tissue wedged into a guys crack to prevent swamp ass or monkey butt. Also know as a manpon.
I knew I would be sweating my balls off on the disc golf course so I inserted a brotex manpon.
Brotex by hot papa 1960 June 23, 2016
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When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015
1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected
1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"
Brotest by s_41_NT August 17, 2009

Brotection 

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010
Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.
That HB truck is freaking brotesque!
brotesque by thiudans November 22, 2006
A fake Rolex that all of your friends agree to say is real when you're around women.
Dude, we're gonna be hookin' up tonight when you sling your Brolex around!
Brolex by RealRolexGuy March 27, 2011