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Brotendo
Brotendo is a non bianary way to adress anyone of any gender/non-gender. Ussually while in pursuit of ranch or other recriational substance.
Brotendo by Coffee Machine Broke September 1, 2017
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Brotendo • Brotendo cult • Brotend • Brotender • brotando • brotendah • Brotondo • broken down • Broken Dog • broken donut
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brotendo by escamillaroy May 2, 2022
Brotendo cult
A merit based cult created by a Canadian immigrant named "Maximus Wellington" aka "obsster". Obsster came to this country and he created the brotendo cult. Anyone who is in the cult but is found worthless by obsster is banished and exiles to the realm of the 'forgotten' in the realm of the forgotten a person will either be a bronie, bromigo, or a bronegro all based on what got them banished. The clan revolves around dank memes and is being sought after by the CIA. Obsster currently has several death warrants and is as allusive as Bigfoot. Only members if the cult get to see obsster. Obsster is basically the Charles Manson of the meme world. Their gang sign is the 🅱️ emoji.
Brotendo cult by Brotendo dong December 1, 2017
Brotend
Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
Brotend by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010
Brotondo
2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.
Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.
Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.
Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
Brotondo by fiveonefour February 5, 2010
Brotender
A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.
Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.
Brotender by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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