So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)

Mo': why do cover for Shawnice so much?
Momo: it's called brotection, Mo.

"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

“ Hey dude, I feel like something is wrong with your gf. I’d watch out if I were you.”
“Hey man, thanks for the Brotection skills.”