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Brotection 

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010
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Brotection 

When a Bro supplies another Bro with birth control.
Bro: Hey man, where are you going?
Bro about to get lucky: No time to explain bro, quick gimme your wallet.
Bro: Oh you douche! You got Gift Shop Girl didn't you!!! Fine here's some brotection.
Bro about to get lucky: Thanks. (sprints off)
Brotection by Yabobo October 31, 2009

Brotection 

When you cover for your homie at all times, like he was your brother from the same mother
Mo': why do cover for Shawnice so much?
Momo: it's called brotection, Mo.
Brotection by Mo'words August 26, 2018

Brotection 

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'
"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"
Brotection by c-dome April 27, 2009

Brotection 

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.
Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.
Brotection by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

Brotection 

Warning your Bro to protect them. Also can as detecting something fishy.
“ Hey dude, I feel like something is wrong with your gf. I’d watch out if I were you.”
“Hey man, thanks for the Brotection skills.”
Brotection by Just like Joe mama December 26, 2019

Witness Brotection 

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro
"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."
Witness Brotection by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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