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Brosexual 

When 3 or more BROS!!!! are hanging out and something happens that can be perceived gay but its not because 3 or more bros are hanging out.
Don, Joe, and Jeff are hanging out drinking white russians and talking about hot chick, Don and Joe pop a broner and Jeff gives them a brojob. But its not gay because 3 or more BROS are hanging out.

Don- Jeff it's cool this doesn't make you gay.

Jeff- Oh it's cool I'm not homesexual I'm brosexual

Joe- I think it's say to say we're all Brosexual
Brosexual by Broner82 August 8, 2012
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Brosexual 

When you can’t secure sex with a girl unless your bro smashes first.
Bro 2: I just can’t get her to have sex with me
Bro 1: it’s because You’re brosexual, I’ve got to smash first
Brosexual by Based307 February 3, 2020

Brosexual 

The Ultimate Compliment, Only Called Brosexual Because You Can Fool Your Friends.
Person 1: Dude, You Are So Brosexual.

Person 2: I'm not Brosexual, You're Brosexual!!!
Brosexual by James Diehl November 13, 2007

brosexual 

when you're attracted to rich bro (strongest black guy)
omg bro he so black and bro-ish (brosexual)
brosexual by richbro69420 June 27, 2022

Jo-Brosexual 

A male who has a love for or an obsession with the Jonas Brothers and their music.
"I caught my brother being a Jo-Brosexual dancing & singing along with Jonas Brothers music."
Jo-Brosexual by Allissa Rose January 2, 2009
Basexual is when you’re bisexual but you’re asexual for the same gender, you just want a cute and cuddly relationship with the same gender, you’re not sexually attracted to them, you’re only sexually attracted to the opposite gender.

Phonetically pronounced: Bay-sexual
Ethan is Basexual, he has a boyfriend that he likes cuddling with and occasionally kissing but that’s it. He doesn’t want to have a sexual relationship with him, but a few months ago Ethan had a girlfriend that he was DEFINITELY sexually attracted to and would have sex with her daily.
basexual by Frank Iero Simp January 5, 2021

bilsexual 

bilsexual means you’re straight but gay for billie eilish
I was straight until i saw billie eilish at that moment i knew i was bilsexual.
bilsexual by hihibillie August 17, 2018
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