rendered 

A word used to describe someone very, very drunk.

See also wasted, hammered, sloshed, pissed, tanked, ad infinitum.

"Woah, that guy is seriously rendered!"

rendered by El Duque June 18, 2004

rendered 

The act of pulling out at the last minute and covering your partner with your 'love custard'.

I got rendered by Robbers last night. At the last minute he pulled out and spaffed all over my arse!

rendered by gazbaz100 June 1, 2006

services rendered 

Usually a euphemism for prostitution.

The payment that John made to Mary, was for "services rendered".

services rendered by Mecha-Weasel January 29, 2015

Your Argument has been rendered Invalid

It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)

Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.

Your Argument has been rendered Invalid by Wetefe June 18, 2010

Services rendered 

Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...

Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."

Services rendered by Hym Iam August 6, 2022

Rengered 

the act of getting completely hammered and talking in the language of Rengenese where nobody can understand you. Some symptoms may include:

-slurred speech (usually with some kind of foamy spit)
-starting sentences but never finishing them
-a metal dart fully penetrated into your abdomin
-opening your phone and pretending to text
-being unable to speak in general
-wanting to fight everyone but never following through with it
-flipping tables while a drinking game is going on
-giving creepy hugs
-taking your shirt off as a tatic to pick up girls but not talking to them
-fucking any slopopotamus's in the general area
-not remembering any of it in the morning

ya dude you tried to fight me last night, you were totally Rengered

Rengered by ifyasmell202 May 30, 2011

readered 

when your friend, best friend or close mate starts going out with your ex-girlfriend

person1: yeah hes going out with my ex

person2: oh shit you've just been readered

readered by The Rabbi jones July 26, 2010