Brolex 

A fake Rolex that all of your friends agree to say is real when you're around women.

Dude, we're gonna be hookin' up tonight when you sling your Brolex around!

Brolex by RealRolexGuy March 27, 2011

Brolex 

Old school but intentionally bling timepiece. Specifically worn with clothing and accessories not generally associated with the lifestyle or target audience of watchmakers such as, but not limited to, the traditionally conservative company Rolex.

Nice work on the Brolex and the vintage Ramones concert T.

Here's a thought, ditch the Jacob & Co. for a sleeper Brolex.

She's a total smokeshow with the Brolex and those wicked Louboutin stilettos.

Brolex by fullcity July 22, 2007

brolex 

A ghetto term. Derived from the two words broke and rolex. Basically a jacked off rolex thats broken but is still being worn.

Hey jig, get on down the road with your brolex wearing ass.

brolex by Billy Bang Thornton July 10, 2005

Brolex 

The combination of two beautiful and athletic people. Both are tens and have the name Brooke and Alex.

Kalley: OMG! Did you see Brolex today?
Ashley: Yes Brooke rocking her tennis outfit, and Alex rockin' his lax pinny!
Kalley: Such a hot couple.

Brolex by BroAshKal December 23, 2011

Brolex 

A gaudy, diamond-covered watch.

Yo, the Emperor's got a new Brolex. Yo, check that bling, yo! Pavé ama-ze!! Yo.

Brolex by TheEmperorHasNoClothes August 25, 2010

Brolex 

An activity usually engaged in while drunk. Using the male appendage as a watch to gross out / amuse one's friends.

"Hey B, check out my sweet Brolex dude!"
"Ew J.! Put that thing away sicko!"

Brolex by Titanica August 23, 2011

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

Brolentines Day by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011