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Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.
That HB truck is freaking brotesque!
brotesque by thiudans November 22, 2006
Words you can keep
Anything related to the actions, music, or bad choice of clothing/hair of bro's
metal bob: whoa! look at those guys, theyre all dressed the same.

metal dave: that is so fucking brotesque! fucking bro-bots
brotesque by Cody Spagrud May 25, 2007
Grossly resembling a dude/bro/guy; applied to unattractive women

also used to refer to so cal brohoes in extreme situations where women try way too hard to be part of the guys and are just used for sexual purposes
scenario 1

guy 1: hey check out this pic of lady gaga

guy 2: christ that bitch is brotesque
brotesque by LordCarlo November 6, 2009

bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.
I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered
bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011
An invented French word coined by The Simpsons that means "being like Bart" (i.e., mischievous).
Bart: But it involves being a bit underhanded, a bit devious, a bit - as the French say - Bartesque.
bartesque by jimmybone D June 24, 2011

Baronesque 

"That was very Baronesque of you sir"

"Those Baronesque antics with get you in trouble some day boi"
Baronesque by Tinmantom June 20, 2007

Grotesque 

Beautifully ugly.

Grotesque is a word commonly known as something that could mean odd, distorted, ugly or repulsive.

At the same time though, it could also mean bizarre or so shocking and horrible it could be fantastic.

And though rarely thought of this was in English language, it could mean both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
The picture of the woman attempting to protect the baby from a running car was an unforgettable and grotesque image to any who had seen it happen...
Grotesque by JJYY27 August 5, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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