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Brotexting

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When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.
Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.
Brotexting by MFGriddles January 5, 2009
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bedtexting 

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Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).
Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.
bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

Boozexting 

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Drinking booze with someone over text. It's like sexting but much deeper on so many levels.
"what are you up to?"
"nothing much, staying at home and boozexting with the boys"
"well, as long as you aren't drinking alone..."
Boozexting by radiomeh April 2, 2020

Brotating 

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When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter
Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!
Brotating by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

Brotesting 

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To join a close friend (mainly male) in protesting something just because he's your buddy.
"I didn't know you support a withdrawal from Iraq!"
"I don't, I'm just here because you are."
"So, you're just brotesting?"
"You got it."
Brotesting by Kadyr October 18, 2008

Bro-texting 

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The act of texting someone, usually a girl, while in the presence of your bros. Usually impulsive and messed up due to the overwhelming amount of testosterone in the room.
Dude, I accidentally began bro-texting Mary last night and now she thinks I'm totally weird.
Bro-texting by McNaupin September 14, 2009

Brotting 

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When you and your best friends both start fantasizing about the same girl but they are OK with it
Joshie-Dude, Carla is so f*cking hot

Simon-What you say, I was thinking about Carla
Joshie-Dude, we are totally Brotting
Brotting by Samurott December 9, 2016
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