Brotexting

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.

Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.

by MFGriddles January 5, 2009

bedtexting

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).

Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.

by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010

Boozexting

Drinking booze with someone over text. It's like sexting but much deeper on so many levels.

"what are you up to?"
"nothing much, staying at home and boozexting with the boys"
"well, as long as you aren't drinking alone..."

by radiomeh April 2, 2020

Brotating

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter

Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!

by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

Brotesting

To join a close friend (mainly male) in protesting something just because he's your buddy.

"I didn't know you support a withdrawal from Iraq!"
"I don't, I'm just here because you are."
"So, you're just brotesting?"
"You got it."

by Kadyr October 18, 2008

Bro-texting

The act of texting someone, usually a girl, while in the presence of your bros. Usually impulsive and messed up due to the overwhelming amount of testosterone in the room.

Dude, I accidentally began bro-texting Mary last night and now she thinks I'm totally weird.

by McNaupin September 14, 2009

Brotting

When you and your best friends both start fantasizing about the same girl but they are OK with it

Joshie-Dude, Carla is so f*cking hot

Simon-What you say, I was thinking about Carla
Joshie-Dude, we are totally Brotting

by Samurott December 9, 2016