Breastism 

A breastism is a humorous term that refers to a woman's breasts without outright calling them "breasts" or "boobs."

"Jugs" is an example of a breastism.

Breastism by Ubeenbamboozledson July 29, 2022

beastimal 

A house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner's back is turned, or when guests are present.

Ow! Your fucking cat was hiding in my coat! Give me a call when you've taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.

beastimal by Rudy the Redneck Rasta December 10, 2010

Breadism 

A religion that believes that bread is the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with bread.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Breadism
Pat: What's Breadism?
Eric: BREAD IS LIFE MAN

Breadism by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

Molesta La Breastas 

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

Molesta La Breastas by Joe English April 20, 2006

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breastgasm 

Female orgasm derived from stimulation of the breasts, especially the nipples. Caused by a range of activities, from sucking to tittyfucking. Not experienced by all women.

girl 1: Wow, Corey gave me such a breastgasm last night!
girl 2: Damn girl, I can't breastgasm..

breastgasm by coreius imperator February 22, 2009

breasticles 

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

breasticles by HairFarmer January 18, 2008