beastimal 

A house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner's back is turned, or when guests are present.

Ow! Your fucking cat was hiding in my coat! Give me a call when you've taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.

beastimal by Rudy the Redneck Rasta December 10, 2010

Beastiality 

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Beastiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

Beastifatality 

When you have extremely rough SEXUAL intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature

-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?

-it was a victim of Beastifatality.

-balls deep?

-balls deep bro.

Beastifatality by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014

BeastMaster_64 

THE GREATEST POKEMON HUNTER TO EVER WALK THE EARTH.

Man, I wish I was as good at pokemon as {BeastMaster_64}.

BeastMaster_64 by Egberry September 21, 2018

midget beastiality 

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

midget beastiality by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

beautimas 

filled with radiance, beauty, and exuding confidence. Often used to describe females when gorgeous is just not suffiecent enough.

The way her face was captured in the light made her look absolutely beautimas.

beautimas by Elnor June 19, 2008

Beastmaxing

Maxing means maxing out. Beastmaxing is maxing out your capability to be a BEAST

Scott: Bro I’m straight up maxing

Noah: I just pooped my pants. I’m straight up BEASTMAXING

Beastmaxing by Mr beastmaxing May 17, 2021